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The 5 Kinds of Haunted House Goers

1. The Scared-Cat

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They are afraid of everything No, literally everything. Walking in like it ain't no thing and the BAM real tears as soons as they see a mask. These folks are all about the thrill, but when the real horror starts it leaves their hands shaking and skin crawling. Blood and guts might not be their favorite, but they usually tought it out all night long. We can't wait to freak you out, Scaredy-Cat!

2. Drama Queens

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Oh, help uis all! Drama Queens are the screamers, the fainters, the help me jesus-ers, the ones we all just can't get enough of... Or maybe we can - not so loud, Queens. Save some screams for later! Some love to hate them, but (let's be hones) who doesn't love a loud shrill to set the mood at Screamfest.

3. The Tough Guy

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Yeah, they're the ones snapping a selfie with the half-his-face-missing guy. They're either really tough or pretending to be. We get it. We get it. You're not afraid of anything... But, puh-lease! If it is all an act, they're still crazy brave! All we know is that they're usually at the front, leading the way. Thanks, tough guys, we needed you after all. But watch out, we have some tricks up our sleeves this year. We just might... GET YA!

4. The Jokesters

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These people love to be in on the joke. These are the folks that don't have time to get scared because they're way too busy busting a gut (not literally.) But honestly, who doesn't need a good laugh after hiding their face for about an hour? They're in on the fun because they're the ones making fun of everything else in their group. Possibly even makign the Scaredy-Cats cry. It's okay funny guys, we still love you!

5. The one's who just can't hang.

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Last but not least we have the ones who just can't hang. The ones who bail at the emergency exit after seeing just one murderous clown. Remember, how you paid us to scare you? At least get your money's worth! You'll find them waiting in the car, listening to all the great music on our haunted stage, or having a drink to calm their nerves at the picnic tables. They's no telling what kind of material the Jokester will have on them the whole way home... hang in their, folks who can't hang. You can always try and try again!